A collection of photographs in celebration of the vibrant and burgeoning red-trousered communities of London and elsewhere.
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it looks like she has caught sight of his 'attack gloves', and is preparing to swing her(very nice Longchamp, maybe Mulberry) tote at his head. Take that you rouge pant bounder!
Will you please duck down all my friends are passing the other side of that hedge and I really don't need them to see you in those ridiculous trousers they are so benetton
The Eaton boys and girls have had plenty of fun with Chav spotting so doesn't hurt to return the complement. I think the red says "look at me" I'm confident enough to be noticed and I'm too rich and educated to care what you think.
it looks like she has caught sight of his 'attack gloves', and is preparing to swing her(very nice Longchamp, maybe Mulberry) tote at his head.
ReplyDeleteTake that you rouge pant bounder!
Longchamp. What marvellous driving gloves. Not at all rapey.
ReplyDeleteWeisser?
ReplyDelete"I've got the phone number of a very expensive lawyer in this bag, so back off, yah?"
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, dear. This will only take a few seconds and won't hurt a bit.
ReplyDeleteWill you please duck down all my friends are passing the other side of that hedge and I really don't need them to see you in those ridiculous trousers they are so benetton
ReplyDeletePosh dogging but no labrador.
ReplyDeleteIt's not rap if you're wearing black driving gloves
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
ReplyDeleteTrousers are red
Rape gloves are black
Please allow my valet to escort you to the van
Winner, surely!?
DeleteMonths later: yes.
DeleteLooks like she's putting away her copy of 50 Shades Of Grey in order to act out her fantasy with Christian and his Red Trousers Of Pain
ReplyDeletei would bone you from behind but I am gay
ReplyDeleteIf I didnt have these gosh darned red pantaloons on, I feel certain I would give you a right seeing to..."
ReplyDelete? - you win.
ReplyDeleteThe Eaton boys and girls have had plenty of fun with Chav spotting so doesn't hurt to return the complement. I think the red says "look at me" I'm confident enough to be noticed and I'm too rich and educated to care what you think.
ReplyDeleteDon't scream.......I have red trousers
ReplyDeleteScarf out loud . .
ReplyDelete'Look, no hands!'
ReplyDeletegiggity
ReplyDeleteAs we all know red trousers don't go with anything and in this case even his red scarf doesn't go with his RT's
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