Look at my fucking red trousers!: July 2011

From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Friday, 15 July 2011

Commercial Street

Back to basics...

A nice simple shot of an original old buffer in RTs, looking a little bit out of place on the streets of London. Generally it's full-frontal shots we all want to see, but sometimes it can be fun to leave the phizog to the imagination. I bet it's ruddy!

RTs abroad - Monaco

"Blimey, that bloke looks like a bit of a berk! ...oh wait hang on - "

At the cricket

Many many thanks to Andy W for this absolute corker. I thought it was posed at first, but no - just good timing with the facial expression.

Hunting (for chavs)

Thursday, 14 July 2011

Blurry Bunter

I spotted this fellow at London Zoo the other evening. A disappointingly low-res shot of course, but the combination of RTs, boat shoes, blazer, corpulence, relative youth, and the confused look that asks "Why is that man taking my picture? Or is he taking a picture of his friend standing beside me? But his phone is definitely more pointed at me..." make this shot one I'm particularly proud of.