From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Sunday 22 April 2012

Worse for wear

One does not simply wear red trousers and then fall asleep pissed on the train home.

4 comments:

  1. Being an ambassador of the rubicund pantaloons is weighing heavy on this chap!

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  2. Why is he not in 1st Class.....?

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  3. I suspect the overcoat is concealing a moistened seat, the diameter of which will extend as his inebriated incontinence prevails.

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  4. And it looks like one of those ghastly First Capital Connect trains too

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