From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Friday, 4 May 2012

Megatwat Frankie Cocozza


  1. The guy is not fit to line the seat of a pair of tramps second-hand RT’s; never mind wear them!

  2. Is the guy behind him the love child of Will Young and Frank Lampard?

  3. It's Kirk Norcross of 'The only way is Essex' fame.