From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Sunday, 21 August 2011

A colourful presentation

I love the way the two colours in the bar-chart match his trousers and his shoes.


  1. that is hilarious!

  2. "This is how much I've grown to love my orange loafers in the last year, and this is proportionately how much I've enjoyed my fucking red trousers. Any questions?"

  3. It's not a bar chart it's a RT chart.