From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Monday, 22 August 2011

Peckham car park bar


5 comments:

  1. Those are unfeasibly skinny legs in very red trousers. Maybe they are to go with the Tin Tin hair, where's his dog?

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  2. What happened to men? Why do they wear skinny jeans? Does no one tell them they look like a woman! Its wrong wrong wrong!

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  3. Being a dickhead's cool...

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  4. He looks hot if you ask me. Whats his fb?

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