From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Ascot

Mademoiselle Anonymous writes: "I totally got caught out by the girlfriend. She knew exactly what I was up to." Excellent work Mme Anon! Collectively they're a sort of Public School version of those groups of Opal Fruit shirt guys from the 90s.

(I love the way the guy in blue trousers is all like "I win!")
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8 comments:

  1. Erica19 October 2011 at 23:44

    I love this.
    Red trousers (or pants, as I've been known to say) have been troubling me since my youth. Now they are my obsession. And I'll admit, I have a bit of penchant for purple. Here's my contribution- perhaps we should collaborate on this movement. http://moscerina.com/red-pants/

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  2. Anonymous21 October 2011 at 20:19

    Are the two fellas in dark trousers wearing the same loafers as each other?

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  3. Anonymous23 October 2011 at 08:16

    They are the 99%. They will prevail.

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  4. Keith24 October 2011 at 21:09

    Signet ring on the member of the aristocracy in the middle - double points for that!

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  5. Anonymous10 November 2011 at 10:23

    The chap on the right shows some true class with matching loafers and trousers. Unfortunately the same can't be said for the poor chump on the left with the barbie coloured ankle swingers...

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  6. Anonymous14 November 2011 at 09:22

    Still managed to pull gorgeous birds though, look at the right of the picture.

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  7. Anonymous23 November 2011 at 18:12

    Good God. One of them is an ex-boyf. I would have been destined to a life of using colour fast washing detergent (or at least the maid will have been!)

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  8. Anonymous27 November 2011 at 14:24

    JTD is unbelievably good in bed.

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