From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.
If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!
Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.
Perfect.. Stags will never spot those!!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh look at the package on that one!
ReplyDeletewell done =)
Hellllllo Ladies!
ReplyDelete@WeirdKecks Just did a manure on a fern.
ReplyDeletePerfectly worded.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that's Rick Astley!
ReplyDeleteLooks more like one of Westlife. Not that I'm a Westlife fan, don't you know.
ReplyDeleteHaha, what a twit. You can't go fell-walking in tights!
ReplyDeleteLooks like it was taken on the Long Mynd, Shropshire
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not toff (jeans + tightness), hipster playing at it.
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