From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.
If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!
Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.
Are these red leggins? Ah ha ha ha ha!
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ReplyDeleteIt's Ronald McDonald!
ReplyDeletejacket by Barbour, trousers by Dulux...
ReplyDelete'Gentlemen' do not visit such establishments, surely?
ReplyDeleteIt's evidentally Christmas, maybe they're doing a good turn and donating food to the proles.
ReplyDeleteHe's even got the blue pullover and shirt combo as worn by Richard Curtis.
ReplyDeleteBy jove, thats not Teddy Towers is it? sporting a Countryside Alliance badge I see....
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