From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Piccadilly line



  1. Actually, as his bag says Highbury I would say he is a toff hipster.

  2. The lady sitting next to him, is clearly admiring the colour of his trousers!

  3. The Highbury vintner bag will have cost him 50% of his trust fund... and it looks full so the remaining 50% is in there. He's definitely a toff hipster.