Steve

On his way back from the Polo I'm told.

Nassau airport business class lounge

Baron's Court

Taking the ironic toff-hipster thing a bit far...

Holiday Grandpa

It's heartbreaking: you work hard all your life, try to bring your children up the right way - and they end up wearing green shorts.

More blue suede shoes

If you're struggling to get a decent picture of your target, do as this photographer did and follow 'em to the bogs!

A kind of jockey

Caption competition?

It's Raspberry Meringue-head Play School Conference Sailor!

Retarded Hipster Cowboy

I shouldn't call him retarded. He's probably not - it's only because he's on a swing, smiling. It was the sender's chosen subject line, and I think it should stay.

If he is actually retarded, then double sorry.

Proper red

An American harpsichordist

Saul Milton

Manbag madman

Another tube hipster

Chipping Norton

"I think he might have clocked me" writes Will.

I think so too. Good work!

Two-tones

We haven't had many hipsters recently. Not sure whether that's because they've stopped wearing them or because they're less amusing or what, but this bloke is top drawer.

By no means a standard Dalston get-up - but a big wally hipster nonetheless. And a solid are-you-taking-a-photo scowl as well.

Full marks to the anonymous sender.

"Little rooster crowing - there must be something on his mind."