From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Thursday, 28 June 2012

Caption competition?


22 comments:

  1. it looks like she has caught sight of his 'attack gloves', and is preparing to swing her(very nice Longchamp, maybe Mulberry) tote at his head.
    Take that you rouge pant bounder!

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  2. Longchamp. What marvellous driving gloves. Not at all rapey.

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  3. "I've got the phone number of a very expensive lawyer in this bag, so back off, yah?"

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  4. Don't worry, dear. This will only take a few seconds and won't hurt a bit.

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  5. Will you please duck down all my friends are passing the other side of that hedge and I really don't need them to see you in those ridiculous trousers they are so benetton

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  6. Posh dogging but no labrador.

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  7. It's not rap if you're wearing black driving gloves

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  8. Roses are red
    Trousers are red
    Rape gloves are black
    Please allow my valet to escort you to the van

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    1. Winner, surely!?

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    2. Months later: yes.

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  9. Looks like she's putting away her copy of 50 Shades Of Grey in order to act out her fantasy with Christian and his Red Trousers Of Pain

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  10. i would bone you from behind but I am gay

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  11. If you say I look like that koi again I'll kick you in the arse.

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  12. If I didnt have these gosh darned red pantaloons on, I feel certain I would give you a right seeing to..."

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  13. The Eaton boys and girls have had plenty of fun with Chav spotting so doesn't hurt to return the complement. I think the red says "look at me" I'm confident enough to be noticed and I'm too rich and educated to care what you think.

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  14. Don't scream.......I have red trousers

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  15. Scarf out loud . .

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  16. 'Look, no hands!'

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  17. As we all know red trousers don't go with anything and in this case even his red scarf doesn't go with his RT's

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