From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Sunday, 12 August 2012

Fraudster

Owen Danter is a former Tory activist, currently serving a 21 month prison sentence for stealing more than £100K from old ladies while working as a bank manager.

You'd never think it to look at him.

5 comments:

  1. Oh I would, they are pulled just a bit too high to be considered "above board" Ladies be warned.

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  2. Anyone who is obviously trying so hard to portray a look - and failing to hit the mark - is a suspect character!

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  3. Mrs Slocombes Pussy? "Captain Peacock, have you seen my pussy?"

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  4. He looks like Rosa Klebb, the hatchet-faced ex-KGB officer with the knife in her shoes in From Russia with Love

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  5. Bogus the Fergyman8 October 2012 13:15

    The Penge gigolo look. Certificate 18.

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