From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

WKD RT

Isn't that what chavs drink?

5 comments:

  1. Yeah but having four proves you throw financial caution to the wind

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  2. What is with the "wayfarers, RT, mincey pose" combo....? This is the second one ffs

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  3. Nah it's clearly Heinz Ketchup! ;)

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  4. Tom 'RAC' Money12 December 2012 09:15

    when your wealthy... you dont drink them, you straw-peedo them when around common people... at home i just straw-peedo the first bottles of the 1855 Grand Cru Classification rothschild

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