From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Sunday 21 August 2011

Underground

Trousers and socks kind of match the London Underground logo.

7 comments:

  1. This one's by far the worst so far. Those slippers! I feel sorry for his workmates.

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  2. I think there should be a name and shame policy. Anyone know this joker?

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  3. Saw this guy walking around in Soho holding hands with a dude.

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  4. I think his name is alex ritchie

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  5. Look at the slippers - Toff

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  6. I think his back pack is stuffed full of more wanker slippers and more red trouser variants... Maybe he chages into them in phone booths on some sort of city-rover-rotation. With that in mind I'd love to see his yellow underpants worn on the outside.

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