From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.
If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!
Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.
Yes...but what is wrong with his eyebrows?
ReplyDeleteAgreed!
Deletechrist almighty, where is my pistol...
ReplyDeleteTeam America?
ReplyDeleteBig Lol
ReplyDeleteChelsea Red Trousered Twink or CHRINK for short
ReplyDeletecrying! LOL
ReplyDeleteSome good hipster action here to balance the toff performance.
ReplyDeleteDuke of Lollington
ReplyDeleteProper RT wearers would normally birch this shower on account of its eyebrows alone.
ReplyDeletehe is def from essex. he could be barbies brother. in my head his name is marbie.
ReplyDeleteCall the fashion police NOW!!!
ReplyDeletei bet he gets great bounce in those shoes
ReplyDelete"That's when I reach for my revolver"
ReplyDeleteThe trainers and low cut Barbour (international range) are conspiring to hide far too much of the RT - for shame!
ReplyDeleteHas he just appeared in Fame??????
ReplyDeleteWhat an absolute clown
ReplyDeleteI bet he's not gay either.
ReplyDeleteHe is very gay and also an exceptional hairdresser as well as a lovely chap!
ReplyDeleteHe appears to be made of plastic.
ReplyDeleteExplanation - His father, the local Lord, shagged the groundskeepers daughter and made him - part chav/part toff
ReplyDeleteWhat a weapon....
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