From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Monday, 5 December 2011

St Paul's protest

Presumably not a protester.


  1. Yes but the worlds not over enough to sell your red trousers!!!

  2. I also very much love the 'gap-year belt'

  3. i believe it's a polo belt my friend. essential when wearing fuckingredtrousers

  4. Yes. Red trousers and polo belt - perfect combo

  5. Actually, it's a Pampas belt.... but I'm not wanting to be pendantic here!!! Plus, I've fucking got one and I wear it to, er, polo!!!