From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Sunday, 18 March 2012

Cambridge

Oxford has so far led the race in RT submissions. Nice to see Cambridge putting up a good fight.

In fact, we could make it into some sort of yearly competition - and all turn up and watch, wearing red trousers.

7 comments:

  1. "I'm wearing the red trousers, darlin'. You walk in the gutter!"

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  2. Who needs the boat race when you've got red trouser competitions?

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  3. Hehe he rowed behind me for most of this year. Get in lad!

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  4. Get Durham involved and let's make this a Doxbridge competition - I'm sure the 'chaps' in the North East could give the Oxbridge boys a run for their money. See previous post: St. Cuthbert's Society Red Chino Society.

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  5. Doxbridge? No such thing.

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  6. Durham - always wanting to butt in on Oxbridge activities.

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  7. She has a lovely bottom

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