From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Sunday, 18 March 2012

Decisions, decisions...

"Wife or servant urgently required. Working knowledge of chilled meat products an advantage, but not essential."

6 comments:

  1. I'd go for the red meat.. Stay on safe ground you know!

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  2. Broad shoulders, grand demeanour ... Could it be Stephen Fry...?
    (he doesn't generally let me see him from behind...)

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  3. Most certainly not Mr Fry. The jacket looks ill-fitting. I expect better from him.

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  4. love the description :D

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  5. it is distinctly possible that this is my Uncle Robert

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  6. I think it's my friend Richard, who is very fond of food of all kinds. He may be about to eat the counter.

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