From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Sunday, 18 March 2012

Elephant polo!



























It's the question on everyone's lips: "We know that boring old normal polo is a red trousers kind of game, but what about elephant polo?" Thank you to Amy for finally providing an answer.

3 comments:

  1. This is REAL class. When we ruled the world, and tamed the savages, there was no finer symbol of how powerful the Empire was than a Red Trousered gent astride a quaintly decorated elephant. Rule Britannia!

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  2. I'm sure the elephant will never forget this indignity

    G.

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    1. It's a shame. The poor elephant has donned a wig and attempted to draw a moustache on his face without the aid of a mirror. And despite this effort his elephant friends will still know who he is.

      H.

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