From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Sunday, 18 March 2012

Skinny


8 comments:

  1. The 80's callled...they want their pants back

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  2. It would seem this young chap knows little of the responsibilities that go with owning a pair of Red Trousers. Whilst he has achieved a look that is undoubtedly rediculous, he has failed to combine this with the effortless class that trousers of this colour demand.

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  3. I like them. The Hookworms shirt is very now and sets them off nicely.

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  4. You been smoking a crackpipe mate??? Homeless John would fucking throw em away!!!!!

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  5. Crikey, you don't get many of those to the pound.

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  6. If he was really cool he'd bypass the Hookworms shirt and wear a Twisted shirt.

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