From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Sunday, 18 March 2012

Loungewear


14 comments:

  1. I really worry for this guy. Not only is he wearing a pink fleece but his fridge is pink as well!! Judging by the cage and poster in the background he could be a budgie smuggler.

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  2. full blown mincer

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  3. Probably listening to his old Simply Red CDs

    G.

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  4. Anyone else worried how that white wire is powering his iPad?

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  5. omg I see this guy nr my house the whole time... Always looks like he's been to the gym in tight red trousers.

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  6. is this guy for real?

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  7. I wanna rip off the red trousers. FIT

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  8. This is clearly a girls apartment...not his...I think he's hot ;)

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  9. I almost certainly would. Get it lubed up big (RT) boy. I'm on my way.

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